Detective Mittens has seen everything this city can throw at her: runaway pigeons, sock theft rings, and now — a Texas Hold'em deck behaving mysteriously. Every poker case is cozy, every clue is fuzzy, and every ending is happy. Free, in your browser, no magnifying glass required.
Open the Case FileThree feet of gray flannel and relentless determination. Reads a poker face like nobody's business. Solves every Hold'em mystery eventually. Some take a nap first. Or two.
Mittens's most reliable informant, mostly because Frank is easily bribed with bread crumbs. Suspected of stealing the Ace of Hearts from the Hold'em deck. Twice.
A mysterious hat found at the scene of every poker game. Nobody knows who it belongs to. It refuses to comment.
"In this town, everybody's got a poker tell. Frank's is bread-related."— Det. Mittens, case notes, Tuesday
"COO. COO INDEED."— Frank, declining further comment
Mittens adjusts her trench coat. The interrogation begins.
Not remotely. The spookiest thing in any case file is a slightly stale cracker. Frank hoarded it. Case closed.
Mittens works for belly rubs and the occasional sandwich. For you, it's completely free — plays right in your browser.
We're still working on that one. Mittens has a corkboard with red string connecting to it. The string leads nowhere yet. But it will.